Aquasword: The Official Website for the Society of Underwater Swordfighting

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Underwater swordfighting has become a very popular sport in the 12 years since the League of Stabbity-Stab was formed. Now thousands of competitors from around the world don scuba chainmail and battle it out on the ocean floor.

We have two divisions with surprisingly different rules and techniques: freshwater and salt water.

Freshwater Diver

Scuba Swordfighter

Saltwater Diver

Salt Water Swordfighter

New Helmet Rules

We have a new set of helmet rules. All helmets must be able to keep your insides on the inside.

Helmet

Rust Prevention Techniques

Our fighters have reported good results with smearing their equipment with lard before a dive. You can now purchase discount 5-gallon buckets of lard from our online store.

Bucket of Lard

Latest Deaths

Bob Johansson, 2015-10-12, Drowned in Lake Erie

Reginald Nathaniel, 2015-10-21, Impaled in the Ural Sea

Sarah Sanderson, 2015-10-26, Lost no-holds-barred steel cage match against a swordfish, Baja California coast.

R.I.P.

Please join us in sending condolences to their families.

Joining The Society of Underwater Swordfighting

Send $50 to Dave Tompkins, 1817 Ford St., Detroit, MI 48238 and wait 4-6 weeks for delivery of your membership card.